"Sometimes walls can be tough to phase through. The houses they build these days- don't even get me started- I'm always getting stuck. But Haunt-bnb- not a single house listed there that's newer than the '60s. The 1860s, that is. I love it!"
"I found de houze to be exzellent. Creepy sigilz under every rug, juzt how I like et. De fridge waz even ztocked full of Type O! Five starz."
"Hrrrmmmmgh. Grrrrrrmmmm. Erghhhhh."